Student running for high school Student Council President to a group of students: "We all came here from Westlake Middle School. My opponent didn't. Keep the office in our Westlake family. Vote for me."
Column in Mac Magazine: "Microsoft's new ad campaign claims that Windows PCs are superior to Mac computers. However, the Mac computers shown in the ads are low end machines instead of the more powerful computers Apple produces that would have been excellent competition for the Windows units the customers selected."